Addison and Ty

Addison and Ty

Saturday, May 5, 2012

My kid grossed me out today

Well after 2 1/2 years of being a Mom-I was finally grossed out today. We ate lunch with Bryan's Dad and his family today for Cinco DeMayo and for Tammi to give Addison her Easter basket. We had not seen them since January so it was nice for Addison to get to see them. Addison came up to me and said "Mommy I need to go potty"-so off we went to the bathroom and I am so in a rush to get her on the potty that I pull her pull up down and put her on the potty then realise that there is a smell-yep not just any random smell-it was THE smell! And in my OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY goodness gracious alive moment-I asked Addie "ummmm did you poopoo in your pull-up"?? Ohhh yes Mommy!!!=AWESOME MOM MOMENT-so I yanked her off the potty and stood her up and said the lovely Mom words-DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING AND DO NOT MOVE-so since I pulled the pull up down soooo speedy fast-we now had poopoo on the floor-smooshed in her pants-implanted down the back of her legs and OHHHH MY WORD-I have no diaper bag with me. So I told Addie-don't move Mommy will be right back. And off I went to scream at the husband to get the diaper bag-once the MIL arrived with the diaper bag and asked what was wrong-she quickly realized I was in a real tizzy. As sweat began pouring down my freshly applied makeup I realized that NOPE it is official I have no pull-up, no diaper, only wipes and a plastic bag-Once again another AWESOME moment. So I told my MIL to tell Bryan that there is ONE diaper in the back of the stroller in my car. THANK YOU GOD for allowing us to have both cars at this lunch. So after we wiped her completely down cleaned up the floor and washed out her pants and put on a new outfit-we were finally good to go. I am happy to say that the rest of the day went good-although Addie didn't have a nap and it made the Sunday school outing tonight a little more stressful. Thanks to the hubs and the MIL for lending a hand today.

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